Wednesday, December 3, 2014
I can be a tad gullible.
For those of us who have been lucky enough to have been inducted in the Chronic Pain Hall of Fame, I have stumbled upon a treatment that is easy, inexpensive and "WORKS!"
Can't you just feel the sarcasm?
This treatment involves isolating the painful point on your body and then covering it with tin foil. You should cover the painful point and keep it there all day and night for 12 days. Then take a break for ten days and repeat as necessary.
The tin foil has an anti-inflammatory effect.
Now, I didn't find a lot of information about this and I'm not surprised. Let's look at this logically. We would have to make ourselves into the modern day mummy and totally wrap our entire bodies in foil. Most of us can't isolate a few spots that have pain. That fact alone makes this "treatment" unrealistic. Can't you just see wrapping yourself in foil from head to toe??
When I was sixteen someone told me that I could evade radar if I put tin foil in my hubcaps. So, what did I do? I stuffed my hubcaps with the stuff and took off down the street. Speed limit? What speed limit?
Everything went well until I heard the sirens and saw flashing lights do a u-turn in my rear view mirror. Well, I did what any sixteen year old would do. I took off down the streets. To my credit, I lost the cops. I was lucky enough to find a detached garage with the door open. My niece and I hid in there until we were sure the danger had passed.
Very slowly, I made my way home.
I just forgot ONE, TEENSY-WEENSIE little fact. My father had put my name on a personalized license plate. Fortunately, back then, Las Vegas was kind of like the wild west. By the time I got home the cops had already filled in my dad. Trust me, I would have preferred dealing with the police than my father.
I lost my keys and got grounded.
Last time I believed that tin foil could be the answer to my problems.
I can't believe I fell for it the first time.
So when I saw this.....
ask me if I believed it.
NOT A CHANCE.